I have thought about doing this whole blog thing before. Here I am again. Trying to decide the main premise has actually proven more difficult than I realized. I consider myself very funny, sarcastic and too blunt for my own good. Throw in opinionated too. If the blog was solely about my real thoughts and feelings, it might get kind of ugly and have me trouble with a lot of people. On the other hand, I don’t want it to be solely about Chandler either. Anyone who knows me knows exactly how I feel about mothers that become completely consumed in their children’s lives and lose their own sense of identity and self worth. NOT HAPPENING! Besides, I am way too social for that to happen to me.
So for my first official blog, I am going to list things I would consider blogging about …
1. Why can’t every girl find a guy like Jim Halbert? (If you haven’t seen the office, you’re missing out.)
2. Why do people really want to get married? Single life is way less responsibility. Plus it’s an excuse to never have to cook dinner.
3. Anyone who thinks raising a child is a piece of cake needs to come watch Chandler for an hour. My mother cursed me with having a child like myself and boy did that curse actually work. She has apologized for it several times for it now.
4. Mom’s that try to be too perfect. Yeah, cause that’s real life.
5. What is the defining line between social drinker, binging and alcoholism? I may need to Google that one for my own personal reasons.
6. If you don’t like being labeled as a slut, stop leaving the bars with randoms. PERIOD.
7. Why does everyone think they are a model or a photographer lately? I guess because Jess and I made a video on Jenny’s camera, we are TV stars too.
8. At what age do guys have to start wearing whitey tidy’s because their junk hangs too low? I have yet to get a definitive answer from anyone on this. And for that matter, if they can do boob lifts, why can’t they do those kind of lifts? Jeremy had no answer for this one either.
9. LL's (lesbian lickers). This is a story still in the making.
10. Vulture-istic Woman. Literally like the bird. These kinds of women have no shame.
11. Twilight. I could talk about my obsession over Edward/Rob Pattinson all freaking day long.
This list could go on forever. Some things are just better left till next time.
